Hulu sucks. Hulu is the hot girl that tells you how great she thinks you are and then, just as you are about to lean in for a kiss, she turns into a mannequin and falls to the floor cracking her plaster head open.

Is it a bandwidth thing? Why is it that the only way I can enjoy something on Hulu I have to be at work riding a fat pipe? Mind you, I work for Google, so the pipe is VERY fat. The second I get home and try to watch something, the only thing that plays straight through is the stupid recruiting ad for the army.

Not only am I not joining the fucking army (and neither should you johnny, there are other ways of getting a college scholarship) I am not using this crappy service anymore. Take that, fat cats.