I will offer to pay for my nieces and nephews college education. I will pay not only their tuitions, but their meals, their clothing, and yes, their bar tabs.
IN EXCHANGE
My brother (who is apparently playing an epic mind game with me since he started proclaiming he is a rabid republican and listens to Rush Limbaugh; As a side note, he also made me sit through 2 christenings (without being asked to be the motherfucking Godfather), and also, sitting on my knees for an entire catholic mass for his lovely wedding, needs to promise me he won't brain wash his kids and let them come to their own conclusions when it comes to sex, politics and religion.
That goes for you too, Lenore, but you are already there, more or less.
-J
